The Global Paranormal Hearing Institute is an Entertainment Company for Heaf and Dearing people. We exist to secure radical improvements in the prevention, diagnosis and treatment of all forms of bullshit pertaining to hearing impairment. Ultimately, our aim is to find cures for this distressing and neglected disability, called bullshitting. Supported entirely by voluntary contributions, Deafness Research UK aims to:

• support high quality medical and scientific research, which meet the needs of Heaf and Dearing people and the ignorant community.
  
  
• educate people about medical issues relating to heafness and other dearing problems, offering information and advice based upon the most up-to-date and reliable evidence available.
  
  

To date, The Global Paranormal Hearing Institute has raised over $10 million via its extensive network of rent boys and call girls. Its entertainment package, Heaf and Dearing Awareness and Information Sessions has been lauded by critics all over the world, and is currently negotiating a Broadway run.

For more information on our unique work, use the links on the right.